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"Everything Sucks!" T-Shirt
$40.00 CAD
Pickup available at Shop location
Usually ready in 2-4 days
Grungy, Gutted, and Completely Over It — The “Everything Sucks!” t-shirt features a bleak little fish with a blank stare and even bleaker vibes. It's the perfect uniform for those days when optimism feels like a scam and you're just floating through the nonsense, dorsal fin barely above water.
Why You’ll Love It:
🐟 Durable & Long-Lasting – Built to survive laundry day, mental breakdowns, and capitalism.
☠️ Bold & Eco-Friendly Inks – High-contrast, high-attitude print that says what you're thinking (but cuter).
🐟 All-Day Comfort – Printed on super-soft Comfort Colors cotton for that perfectly worn-in, emotionally exhausted feel.
☠️ Bleak but Beautiful – Ideal for sad girl summers, over-it autumns, and anyone thriving in low-key despair.
For When You're Dead Inside but Still Kinda Cute
Whether you're doomscrolling, disassociating, or just embracing the void with style, this tee is your official uniform. Float on, sad fish. Float on.
🐟 Sizes Available: S – 3XL
