Reckless, Ridiculous, and Riding Shotgun in His Own Car — The “Wiener Dog Driver” sticker features one long boi living his fast and furriest life behind the wheel. With tiny paws on the steering wheel and zero regard for traffic laws, this sticker is perfect for anyone who’s cruising through chaos with style and stubby confidence.
Why You’ll Love It:
🚗 Weatherproof: Rain, sleet, or unhinged joyrides—this pup's not slowing down.
🌭 Indoor & Outdoor Ready: Slap it on your laptop, cooler, sketchbook, or bumper. Let people know you're not the only unqualified driver out there.
🚗 Dishwasher Safe: Gets clean, but never clean-cut.
🌭 Car Wash Safe: Built for speed and suds.
🚗 Microwave Safe: Handles heat better than your dog in a sweater.
🌭 Scratch Resistant: No matter the scrapes, this driver’s still going places (probably illegally).
For When Life Feels Like a Cartoon Chase Scene
Equal parts chaos and charm, this sticker is made for the fast-lane daydreamers, the dog lovers, and anyone who’s just wingin’ it—paws on the wheel, tail in the wind.
Sticker size: 3"