Grungy, Honest, and Unapologetically Over It — The "Everything Sucks" sticker captures the raw mood of anyone who's just done pretending things are fine. Featuring a skeletonized fish and a deadpan message that says what we’re all thinking, this sticker is perfect for those who embrace the chaos with a little humor and a lot of attitude.

Why You’ll Love It:

🐟 Weatherproof: Survives rain, doomscrolling storms, and existential dread.
☠️ Indoor & Outdoor Ready: Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or car—wherever you need a little dose of dark realism.
🐟 Dishwasher Safe: Won’t wash away your feelings—or the ink.
☠️ Car Wash Safe: Gritty and unbothered, just like you.
🐟 Microwave Safe: Handles the heat (even when you can't).
☠️ Scratch Resistant: Built to stay bleak and beautiful, no matter how rough the ride.

For When Optimism Feels Like a Scam

Whether you're a realist, a nihilist, or just having one of those weeks, this sticker gets it. Loud, blunt, and a little bit dead inside—just like your favorite memes.

Sticker size: 3"